The Grand Duchy of East Yarnia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 647 million Yarnians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong East Yarnian economy, worth 40.1 trillion Yarnian Yen *s a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,949 Yarnian Yen *s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, only rebellious teens who want to look cool and dangerous drink milk in public, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of East Yarnia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Yarnia's national animal is the Merino Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Yarnia is ranked 19,879^th in the world and 507^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 114.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.